A warri mum called her son Ochuko on phone and the following conversation ensued:
Ochuko: Hello maleee
Mum: Ochuko, that meat & fish don boil?
Ochuko: Yes oo malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small small fish dem to death ….then involve the leaves …after 10 mins, discharge the pot from fire. You dey hear me so?
Ochuko: yes malee …shuoo, this food go good to download with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for cooler… when time reach we go give dem amnesty.
Lol, have a nice day!