I saw this ‘hilarious’ relationship story online and decided to share it, as received, for your opinions.
“I hate the way he press my boos??? .. My name is Joyce.. When I first met him eating without manners in d restaurant I never knew I would date him.. One thing led to another and we started dating, I taught I would change him,but no.. He talks loud, uses his fingers to pick his teeth in public, chew and make sound, shout like a mad man when cuming, pressing my Brest anyhow, driving a dirty car, worst of all, wearing boxers twice????. Am so upset, I complain everyday, and he calls me a nag. The most annoying one is d pressing Brest issue, he has to press my Brest so hard for him to cum, and am not finding it funny anymore, cause I feel pains. I have complained on several occasions but he says that is s only way he can cum.. Now he ask me to marry him.. Am so scared , b4 he gives me Brest cancer .. Should I take a walk , or is it wot I can endure in marriage .. Pls I need advise.”