There were a group of men gathered at a church program in Ndola on “How to live in a loving relationship with your wife.” The men were asked, ‘How many of you love your wife ?’ All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?’ Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: “I love you, sweetheart.” The men were told to exchange phones so everyone could read the other’s wife’s reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You want to borrow money again ? Mulekulako mumano naimwe. (Stop getting credits)
4. What did you do now ? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning ??
6. No ! so, you think I will just forget what happened.
7. Am I dreaming ????????
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. So namukolwa nganimwebo ? I have asked you to stop drinking.
10. Who is this ?
11. I’ve told you to stop, txting me at home, my husband might begin to suspect of our relationship.
12.Ama setting ine nshifwaya. (Stop setting me up. Me I don’t like such)
13.Since when ?
14.Wonders will never cease.Kuti waseka mwe.(Don’t make me laughay
15.Mwikantwala ku kweshiwa (don’t lead me to temptations)
16.Wrong number sorry.