Susan, a bride to be who grew up on a farm and met the guy of her dreams when she was just 14 years old. At 18, they got engaged and shortly after had a child together. To celebrate their love, she wanted a blowout fairy tale wedding on the tropical island of Aruba, Venezuela. But the lavish affair came up to $60,000 (£47,000). Naturally, she asked all the guests to donate $1,500 (£1,150) each. Understandably, majority of the guests refused and her relationship with all of them, as well as the one she had with her fiancé, quickly deteriorated. The wedding was called off. Anyway, Susan is now planning to go backpacking around South America and doesn’t give two hoots about the ‘c*nts’ and ‘snakes’ who ruined her wedding.
Susan’s partner still wanted to get married despite not being able to afford the grand wedding they had envisioned, so he suggested eloping to Las Vegas. ‘I laughed in his face but he was dead serious,’ she said. ‘He wanted those cheap, raggedy, filthy, whore-like Vegas weddings.
I mean what the f*ck, was he out of his mind? Am I some Hooch piece of f*cking trash, a hooker?’ ‘My ex left the room and didn’t apologise for his horrid suggestion. I then called my maid of honour and cried my eyes out. ‘Instead of sympathy, I was told I was asking for way too much and I should stick to my budget. ‘I just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day and then live my life like normal. I called her a filthy f*cking poor excuse of a friend and hung up.’