A diner who pooed in a restaurant before leaving a scathing review online was left red-faced by their brilliant reply. The unnamed woman visited a waterfront restaurant during happy hour. After supposedly enjoying one drink, yet being charged for two at Nick’s Riverside Grill in Washington, the woman turned to Yelp to rant about the “worse service”. She complained the manager had failed to return a call addressing her complaint, writing:
“As u can figure, no call at all. If you swipe my card wrongly for someone else, I’m not the one paying for it.”
Read the response from the restaurant’s staff after the break
But staff got their own back when they confirmed she hadn’t been overcharged, and announced to the world that she had defecated on her seat. In a cringeworthy reply, they wrote:
“The fact of the matter is you lost control of your bowels in the middle of the restaurant and you proceeded to sit in it for the remainder of the evening, making more of a mess. We had to reroute our other patrons so they didn’t walk in your mess, causing quite a scene.”
But the shameless diner didn’t stop there and even left a little extra something for staff in the toilets. Staff continued in their reply:
“You then proceeded to throw your underwear away in our trash can and our poor manager working that night was left to clean up.”
In a hilarious sign off, the staff vowed to pay her back the entirely of her bill providing she stuck to one rule. They said:
“We would be happy to refund your entire bill with the understanding you will never return to any of our establishments until you are potty trained. Out of compassion and being decent human beings we did not charge you a waste removal fee.”
He he he. Very hilarious response from the restaurant.