Well, I just stumbled on this wonderful piece and thought to share it with you. Let’s have your comments after the last one. Lol
- “When are you going?”- A polite way of saying “are you still here”. Just pick your things and go immediately when a guy says this.
- “You are sexy/hot”- Many girls take this as “beautiful”. No, it means I like to have you in bed one day.
- “I’m busy for now”- it means you are boring.
- “You are like a sister to me”- If your boyfriend says this to you, he means you don’t arouse him sexually (no affection).
- “What do you mean”- When your arguing with a guy and he asks what you mean. He’s surprised that you are so right, he knows you are on point and may discover the secret so he pretends not to understand.
- “I’m not ready for a serious relationship”- He means you are not a wife material or at least to him.
- ” I’m sorry “- I’m in the mood. Please come to bed. Except he says it and does not ask you 4 sex that’s when he really means it.
- “Do you have a boyfriend?”-means “I wonder what he sees in you”. If he wants to have you, he wont ask.
- “You’re looking alright/okay”- You are not beautiful. Just average.
- “Okay, no problem”- This does not mean the case is settled. It means “wait and see”.
- ” Are you serious?”- You’re behaving immature/childish.
- ” I don’t understand you these days”- I have seen another better chick outside. You’ve been replaced already.
- “Do you love me?”- He is not expecting a “Yes or No”. He is saying “Prove it”. May be on bed.
- “What perfume do you use”- You have body odour and he’s recommending a deodorant for you.
- ” Don’t mention”- I know why I helped you and I won’t accept “thank you” as a reward.
- “This dress is too small for you”- you are putting on weight unnecessarily.
- “I’ll call you” – Please don’t call me.
- “You look like my mother”- Your bosom don sag finish.
Do you agree with all of them?