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*Abeg dress back. 
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. 
*Have they BROUGHT light?. 
*The FILM is SWEET 
*Please help me Stop that fan
*Mummy HAVE come 
*I’ll tell my daddy FOR YOU 
*Have you paid your school fees money?.
*See as you BAFF up 
*Put the bread inside PAPER BAG 
*I strong KAKARAKA 
*Oya come and be going 
*I don’t KUKUMA have your time 
*Shebi you have BB charger
I am so proud of Nigerians, you guys are too much! lol!