Drinking Coffee Makes Your Breast Smaller – Swedish Researchers

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Swedish researchers discovered, drinking lots of coffee reduces the size of women’s boobs. The chief oncologist of the study, Helena Jernstroem, was observing data linking large-breasted women to an increased risk of a breast cancer diagnosis, when she found the link between coffee and breasts. The correlation being that, those ladies who drink three cups of coffee per day can decrease the odds of breast cancer.

According to the Glasgow Daily Record, the Swedish studies (conducted using 270 women) found that about half of women carry the gene that is responsible for the boob shrinkage in coffee drinkers. Jernstroem assured us:

“They will get smaller but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.”

Though she did add:

“Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed.” Adding, “The problem is that there are two measures for a bra — the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.”

Hmmm, this is a serious matter on our hands o! Is that RIP to coffee or what?